Posts tagged wow
Posts tagged wow

Thor (2011)
Was not ready for this moment in the theatre.
“This is Jesse, the roughest toughest cowboy in the whole West. She loves critters but none more than her best pal, Bullseye. This is Rex the meanest most terrifying dinosaur who ever lived! The Potato Heads, Mr. and Mrs. You gotta keep ‘em together ‘cause they’re madly in love. Now Slinky here is as loyal as any dog you could want. And Hamm, he’ll keep your money safe, but he’s also one of the dastardly villians of all time, evil Dr. Pork Chop. These little dudes are from a strange alien world. Pizza Planet! And this is Buzz Lightyear, the coolest toy ever! He can fly and shoot lasers! Sworn to protect the galaxy from the evil Emperor Zurg. Now Woody, he’s been my pal for as long as I can remember. He’s brave like a cowboy should be. And kind. And smart. But the thing that makes woody special is that he’ll never give up on you. Ever. He’ll be there for you, no matter what.”
The amount of crying this movie brought on was just painful. Well done, Disney/Pixar. Well done.
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i just needed this okay?
I’m to drunk for this shit.
I bet even Twilight fans are embarrassed by this “argument”.
Also your lack of knowledge about WW2 isn’t something you should be advertising.
Just saying.

- Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s War
- Harry Potter and the Chamber of Bin Laden
- Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Afganistan
- Harry Potter and the Goblet of the Soldier
- Harry Potter and the Order of Seal Team 6
- Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Terrorist
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Bombing
I CAN’T.
OH, GOSH
LET AMERICA SHOW YOU HOW HARRY POTTER IS DONE.
I’m sad for your brain.
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My sister Christi had a baby when I was 17, and I had just heard about crib death. The horrible thing was that it wasn’t understood. For some unknown reason the baby would stop breathing. So I would sneak into where the baby was sleeping and put my hand in her crib, hold her little finger, and I’d sleep on the floor like that. It was stupid, I’m sure. But I thought the warmth of my hand might help, that maybe if she felt my pulse it would remind her to breathe.
Johnny Depp

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This Means War (2012)
my ovaries…they hurt…

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oh my god.
At least he’s honest.
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Norman Reedus, Red Canyon
So Peter Pan grew up.


look at your life
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Soooooooo Fed Durst is a director. Fred Durst. Limp Bizkit. Fred Durst FROM LIMP BIZKIT IS A DIRECTOR!!

Yes I know this is old news and yes I know he is currently working on a new move; BUT FRED DURST FROM LIMP BIZKIT IS A DIRECTOR!!




HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!

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